We make fun of tumblr pictures. It's not hard.

Sep 01

MYSTERY ONE FINALLY SOLVED

0questions.tumblr.com

Some random kid figured it out, so I guess this will be the last time we talk about this. It’s a pretty cool tumblr for those of you who haven’t heard us rant and rave about it. Okay bai.

Aug 31

something EVERYONE should check out

http://0questions.tumblr.com/

Okay, so we never EVER shout out to other Tumblrs on here, but this one is really trying to do something different, and we can appreciate that. 

The first post explains the rules on how to play, and the first mystery has me stumped. All I know is that indigenous people is probably referring to native Americans? Whatever, we don’t reblog so we can’t really play, but I reckon most of you should give it a shot

Mar 16

bohana asked: Ok forget about my precedent ask. I'm just a dumbass

And now everyone else knows it.

Mar 11

Anonymous asked: where in rhode island?

is Carmen Sandiego?

Mar 04

Anonymous asked: what is your name

Having trouble with your phonics? I’ll sound it out for you:

Sin - tac - ticks

Anonymous asked: Lol you're a douche

And you’re a catheter

Mar 03

Anonymous asked: WTTFFF DO YOU DO ON "REBLOG IF YOU LIV HERE" AIEORAEOIRAIEORIAEIRAOIEROIEIARIOAIOER

Buy the official Sintactics strategy guide. It goes in detail on exactly what you do.

Feb 27

REBLOG IF YOU’RE A GIANT TOOL WHO THINKS REBLOGGING THIS SARCASTICLY PROVES YOU REALLY AREN’T A TOOL, BUT IN ACTUALITY MAKES YOU MORE OF ONE.

Feb 19

Anonymous asked: haha so how'd you get that photo programmed to say where you live? (:

Are you an aspiring programmer? Here’s the code

 

public grass TumblrTrollPic {

         public manic groin pain(Pirate[] args) throws ARetard {

                Location yourLocation = new Location(here);

                Picture tumblrPic= new Picture(yourLocation + “!”);      

                tumblrPic.displayPicture(#000000, #ffffff(uuu), spiderManFont);

         }

}

This code was written in Adobe Photoshop CS:S. Good luck with your own dynamic pictures!

Feb 18

lazzydaisy asked: por favor respondam..... e eu ainda to escrevendo isso em portugues...
vcs são mesmo do rio??!

Feb 16

Anonymous asked: Will you make my babies?

I tried making babies in the past, it didn’t turn out too well.

Feb 15

Anonymous asked: Well, shit, aren't you smart....